You know you’re way too New Age when…
You have crystals on your desk at work, an altar on your car’s dashboard, and a pyramid under your bed.
You do numerology on a potential spouse’s telephone number, license plate number, and street address to see if you’re compatible.
You believe Demeter is the goddess of parking spaces.
When your computer’s hard drive gets corrupted, instead of hiring a tech, you perform Reiki on it. Read the rest of this entry »